bitchytbh:

having “feelings” is ruining my reputation of being a heartless bitch 

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wickedcherub:

Everytime my husband tells me about some sporting stars achievements etc, I just reply with ‘yeah but he’s ugly’ and he gets so mad but he can’t say anything because he knows this is what women go through every single time we achieve something.

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forever-cheeky:

THIS IS MY FAVOURITE GIF EVER

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I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

(via shadowhunter-tributes)

nathanielemmett:

So you can always keep track of how well your house is doing in the race for the House Cup :)

I am now a Hogwarts student. Instead of doing my REAL university assignments, I’m sat here writing an essay on Defence Against The Dark Arts….. #hogwarts #HiH #hogwartsishere #defenceagainstthedarkarts #harrypotter #slytherin #DADA

coluring:

If I call you a loser it means that I’m probably in love with you

(via nethaca)

cherrispryte:

penguinperversion:

mlloydart:

Chalk Art by David Zinn

I love this.

The world is in need of more beautiful weirdness like this.

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cornchipz:

daleksunshine:

danfreakindavis:

when you find that perfect gif but don’t know how to use it

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You can reverse the flow of the hotdogs if you concentrate hard enough

oh my god you can

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pixyled:

and-down-we-go:

My Mom just accidentally prematurely sent an email to an accounting firm… It was supposed to say ‘I am afraid that we will have to postpone our meeting”

but she hit send when all it said was

Hi Jeffrey,
      I am afraid

THIS POS T GETS ME EVEYRTIME

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